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People who shouldn’t contact me:
- Web Designers: I actually like my cranky, old-school website, thanks very much, and I certainly do not want or need some overblown, browser-resizing, music-playing Flash monstrosity. I design and build such things for a living and should I ever need one, I am more than capable of creating it myself.
- SEO Companies: My site is very well optimised and places within the top ten on all major search engines based upon my targeted keywords. I appreciate your interest in increasing traffic to my site but it’s all in hand, thank you.
- Overzealous Puritans: If any of the images you see on my site offend you, that little ‘X’ at the top of your browser will solve the problem for you quite nicely.